Now I can understand poking yourself in the eye with mascara......... I also know most of us (women) have been burned by a curling iron at least once........ Or there's the lovely stench of burning/singeing your hair off with a blow drier. This experience, however, I don't know about. If there is at least one other person that has experienced this, I might feel okay. Otherwise, I might need to get checked for mental implications. I guess Im just trying to verbally figure this out by blogging.
There I was, minding my own business. I had just got out of the shower and started the typical "blow drying routine". This routine has been perfected by myself hundreds of times. Why there was a glitch that morning, I'll never know. My hair tossed continuously "to and fro" as I syncronized my arm movements with the drier. For most women, this is second nature, along with our other multi-tasking abilities.
Don't ask me who, where, when, what, why, or HOW this happened, but it did. The room went black, I started seeing stars, the drier dropped to the floor, and I had the worst headache. I honestly felt that I had been hit over the head with a baseball bat by an intruder. As I looked around in a frenzie, preparing to defend myself with kick-boxing moves, I realized that there was nobody there. [No intruder whatsoever.] As the stars went away and my vision normalized, I looked at myself in the mirror and thought, "Shaeli, are you kidding me?!" How many people can say that they personally knocked themself out? Not by running into something (like glass sliding doors; Kenon & Mom- you know what I'm talking about) but by actually hitting themself in the head with a blow-drier?!!! I now have had a headache for two days and my eyebrow is somewhat swollen.
I guess it would have been cooler if I at least got a black eye.
9 comments:
that must have been one massive hair blower... I cant say i have ever done that one.
I don't even know what to say, other than...WOW.
yes, you have rendered me speechless shae. so, what happened exactly :) and one more quick question before I go... Are you on drugs :)
Oh my gosh that is probably the funniest thing I have heard in a long time! Oh thats great!
HAHAHAHAHAA. Oh Shae... Only you. It's ok, we've all doen things in the name of beauty that have come back to bite us... :)
oh dear, I think this was a great post to read for my first one! you are too funny and yes I would love to be blogging buddies... I am however slightly slacking in my entertaining blogs. I will try to do better now I promise :)
trust me, that is so much better than singeing off a big chunk right in the front and having to wear a head band for weeks. i still think you are stupid.
I will be the first to admit that I have done this. I never thought anyone else could do such a stupid thing. I relived my experience through your post. thank you
Tera
that is the funniest thing i have ever heard.
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