AEROBICS GUY

This post is dedicated to Kick Boxing Man.....

I don't know your name, but I do know your moves.

You are approximately 6'7'', your posture is a little hunched, you have scientist-like bifocals and you are half bald. You love your "Jr. High-like" blue gym shorts, faded purple Jazz shirts, and your especially long, knee-length 70's NBA socks. Lets not forget the sweat head-band. I would have to say you do stick out a little with a room full of "5-foot something" women.

The music starts. You move off beat from side to side, with occasional random punches in the air. The kicks to the side throw ya off a bit, but the punches are continuous. The music gets faster. The hook punches get a little awkward with the round house kicks, but you are serious about this class....

Then the glasses fall off. This doesn't stop you; you put them right back on, and continue to punch. The glasses fall off approximately 20 times and we try not to step on them. (The decision to purchase some sort of string to attach them to your head would be beneficial) I don't know if the shoes are too big, but your moves are interuppted with your tripping. (It could be from the side to side shuffling, the jumping squats, or possibly the gangly long legs) However, this doesn't stop you either........ Darn it

Now lets talk about the Michael Jackson snapping. I don't know where this came in; none of us are snapping, we are punching. It would help if the snaps were at least on beat. It can be distracting with the falling glasses.

The swimmers below, watching the class, are viewing your moves and you are great! In fact, you are getting a better workout than all of us women. We are all concerned about how we look, or what everyone is thinking. We all look equally ridiculous, but that is what makes it fun. I love that you don't care! Why can't we all be more like you? You're oblivious to this, (probably don't even know who I am) but you are officially my work-out idol. Cheers